As you well know, New England looks more like the European country for which it was named than it does America. And, the once great state of Massachusetts just confirmed, yet again, what we all know to be true. The left hates guns, and they’re willing to do whatever they can to make sure that you can’t have one.
Lord knows that we can’t have any hurt feelings, so make sure you comply even though the nature of the Massachusetts “assault weapons” ban is un-Constitutional.
Therefore, whatever you do, DO NOT buy all of the 80% lowers (that you can) and every single part that you’ll need to finish them (ahem). Because they aren’t yet guns. Er, sorry…Because they aren’t yet “assault rifles” they technically cannot be banned—but owning one could hurt someone’s feelings and we can’t have that.
Remember, all an 80% lower is according to the ATF is a hunk of metal…
…or plastic if you go that route.
The upper assembly, which can be found ridiculously cheap on the good ol’ inter-webs, is also not considered a gun—just some loose parts. But don’t buy any, because that would be bad…and stuff.
Ya know, because any “assault rifle” purchased after 7/20/16 is banned even though they cannot prove when it was bought without a serial number and anyone looking to build one is just a “hobbyist.”
Again, whatever you do, don’t buy five or six 80% lowers, finish them, assemble them with the right parts, put them in a water tight PVC tube, and dig holes in your yard to hide them for the impending apocalypse.
As a bit of a side note, when you decide to not build any and stick them in the ground, make sure you also don’t put any moisture absorbers in their with them to keep them dry.
Whatever you do, don’t buy this lower and jig from 80% Arms:
Never buy an assembled upper assembly from Palmetto State Armory, like the one I bought. After all, I made the below pictured “assault rifle” and we all know that they hurt feelings…and stuff.
Hurt feelings are bad, and we can’t have that. Especially since their feelings can be hurt for under $650, depending upon the parts you decide not to use.
Seriously though, that mean old “assault rifle” is deadly accurate after it wasn’t sighted in at 100 yards the other day.
Also, when you finally come to your senses and decide that you don’t want to buy one or five 80% lowers, make sure that it is not paid for with an untraceable payment type. We want the frightened New Englanders to be able to find out who bought what from where so that they know when it was purchased. Remember, after 7/20/16 is bad ju-ju.
Also, it’s a good idea if your neighbors knew what you were getting in the mail, so make sure the company does not remove their logo and labels from the box. Can’t be too safe these days, what with all of these “assault rifles” running around and “assaulting” stuff.
Mean guns suck.
Sound Off Gun Carriers! Well, I’m not sure what I want you to talk about here…So, how’s the weather where you’re at? What’s the color of your shirt? What’s your favorite kind of pizza? Ya know, because talking about guns hurts feelings…and stuff.